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Miley Cyrus Is Nuts, Fan Is Worse

twitter_logo_headerYes, Miley Cyrus is on an anti-Twitter crusade and thinks that “Twitter should be banned from the universe.” Her commitment, however, is about to be checked: is the banishment of Twitter worth the life of a small kitty?

A Miley Cyrus fan absolute fucking nutjob has threatened to kill his cat unless Cyrus comes back to Twitter. Can you believe this? Retarded.

Here are a few ideas:

  • Send the weirdo to an institution; he could use the help
  • Keep Miley Cyrus focused on what she does best (hint, it involves Annie Leibovitz)