Crazy Signs You’re in Scotland

 

dsc03980Okay, my fetish for crazy foreign signs is pretty well-documented on the Migrant Blogger. Well, it didn’t take long for me to find a handful in Scotland. Seriously. My first destination (after the hotel) was a small farmers’ market in Edinburgh. I found more than enough to keep me busy there, but as I walked around town a bit, I learned that this fine city is absolute gold when it comes to crazy street signs.

The farmers’ market was priceless. The signs posted make it absolutely impossible for a man of any age to be mature … and it’s not our fault. If you are selling something, you should be reasonably aware of how your signage could be interpreted. Sometimes, as you’ll see in a sec, there’s simply no room for interpretation.

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WTF? Right? Thisselcockrig? Cock? And the name, Jock Bolton, definitely sounds like it belongs in porn. Let’s be realistic, here. This is not my fault.

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Clearly, this guy is a friend of Jock’s. Donald MacPherson must be incredibly proud, you know, being well hung and tender. Sorry about the photographic incompetence; Edinburgh is fucking windy.

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Seriously, wtf can I say about this? “Alien Technology” applied to a trailer? White trash in space? This is absurd.

Hungry? Well, not for long!

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They actually pull the meat right off this little guy to make sandwiches … while you watch!

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Let Scottish taxis be a model for print media companies in the United States. Hunt for fucking profits. It matters.

And, my favorite so far …

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[speechless]

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