Don’t worry, he’s alive

Dear Sir/Madam,

We have your husband/son/brother. He is alive, as you can see from the attached photo, as he is holding a newspaper with today’s date. If you would like to see him again, you know the terms.

Best Regards,

Weirdo

For any nutjob who can’t take a joke, this is, in fact a joke. Fuck off.

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