We took a taxi home from the party I just had to go to. You know those bumper stickers: “Jesus is my co-pilot” and “I work for a Jewish carpenter”? Well, check out who powers MY taxi!
No bullshit. This is really the car’s model. In basic training, my battle buddy was named “Satan” (last name). He’s a Catholic from Montana. The battery chaplain met him and just started laughing, “How do you pronounce that?!”
My battle buddy became an altar boy at the basic training church services. Pretty funny.